how do i get my crack to smell better? deoderant?

lol.a guy told me one time that he takes a dump right before he takes a shower and he tries not to fart during the day.he said it's hard sometimes but it keep things down there....um...smelling good.but come on now.how wonderful can anyone expect it to smell in the middle of the day.it's a butt!!!

Well I would go ahead and try a shower first, then following every bowel movement throughly clean your "crack" that should eliminate the majority of the stench. Deoderant may be a good idea but please remeber which one you used so that you don't mistakingly make your arms smell like fecal matter. Oh and be sure not to make doo doo in you pants. That will help too. Hope this helps! No one likes to be called mr poopy pants

First of all, the "crack" is not supposed to smell good. You defecate using that "crack". You can use deodorant if you want. No one will know the difference unless they shove their nose in your butt.

This is a serious comment, so don't take it wrong. Wash better and more often.

Yeah, eat a stick of deoderant, that should solve the problem.

Stand in a field of daisey's, until the animals surround you and you know that your not scaring things off anymore, but of course you'd probably be dead by then and the animals are eating you and YOUR CRACK!

There are femine wipes out there that can come in a travel package. If it really bothers you, you can pick those up and use them once to twice a day. Read the package to be sure.

Um. Wash it. Don't be so self conscious about your self.Like no one is going to smell your crack. It's ok! Hey are you single??

shower and use soap. put a little baby powder on, not much needed. And after you answer Mother Nature's call, wipe thoroughly.

Wipe, Bathe, Scrub and Fart Roses

use toilet paper to wipe after u know...that's what most people do...also,try using moist wipes afterwards...and go ahead,use deoderant...that's new to me.