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Vicious Tuna asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 2 decades ago

What is the difference between Meat & Fish?

Update:

Remember; It's a JOKE!

Update 2:

STOP thinking literally! (Joke, remember?)

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  • capnbeatty
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago
    Favorite Answer

    you can get fish by fishing, you can't get meat by meating.

  • abigillygal
    2 decades ago

    I have a joke like that:

    Ok, tell this as if it really happened to you. It really did happen to me. I was at a resteraunt with this hilarious guy, and the waitress walks up holding something grey-ish... pretty scary looking. so he orders some sort of meat-and-side dish and she goes "Which will it be the chicken or the fish?" and he looks down at what she's holding, and then looks back up at her very seriously and says:

    "If that's the fish, I'll take the chicken. If that's the chicken, I'll take the fish"

  • grumpyfiend
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    Fish is meat,

    Meat isn't always fish.

    Source(s): DUH!
  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Mish Feat?

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  • globalpinaygirl
    2 decades ago

    meat is chicken or beef

  • vajo
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    Nothing, they both taste like chicken!

  • Lori H
    2 decades ago

    red meat and white meat.......both delicious!!!!!!!

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