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Country Boy asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 2 decades ago

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago
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    shredded tweet

  • 572ci.
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    WELL..... you'll get bloody feather's thrown everywhere that you'll have to pick up. Other then that, its just a bird....I run over lots of animals. Not on purpose of course. I guess they are too deaf to hear the mower and I don't see em until its too late.

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    A squished hot hottie!

    the poor bird! I didn't even have a chance to kiss it!

    Source(s): me,myself,and Irean
  • Dog Trainer
    2 decades ago

    A dead parakeet?

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  • misshermi
    2 decades ago

    you get blood and gots and everything else flying all over the garden! thats what you get

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    a mess

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    shredded wheat?

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    you get a ****** up bird!

  • KaLaaZar
    2 decades ago

    argh..my brain hurts..

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