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A newly wed couple sitting in a plane at night. Husband asks his wife-
"My palm is paining!"
Wife kisses on his palm and asks"Is it healed dear?" Yes, says Hubby.
"My left cheek is paining!"
Wife kisses on his cheek and asks"Is it healed dear?" Yes, says Hubby.
"My lips are paining!"
Suddenly an old man jumps from the back seat and say's"---------------"
Wud anyone like to complete this?
10 pts for the best one!

Dr Hassan Hanif · Accepted Answer

hey maa`m u r gud pain releiver will u kiss my dog`sass he is facing constipation

popo l · Answer

Once there are three kids playing one from Africa,American,and last  Arab they start by said   lets check who have a big penis the start  with American have a abit okey, second Arab have too  small and Africa have a very very big one then they all cry woo woo  it really amazing what are you eating dear and now you are still a kid what about if you growth up oh oh you will killed your wife   before put  this big stick in there!!!~! other wise  better leave eating a alot becos it will damage your future wife virgin total

blearyboy · Answer

The old man says "Jesus Christ, does anybody on Yahoo! Answers actually speak English!"

Anonymous · Answer

Shut up crazy fool!

Super_Girl · Answer

how about he says can we go off the plane now

Audiology@Home · Answer

grandma's lips pain too son!

can you pass me the lube!


oh!!! sorry!!! a bit tough and go that!!! and a bit adult!!!

sammy · Answer

darn kids.. in my day we just  got down to business

Anonymous · Answer

he punches on his penis and says kiss it

Rinky · Answer

its better u complete it & send me.

Anonymous · Answer

come here daring

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