what is the most popular excuse of breaking up?

I need some time to be by myself

"Sorry babe, I'm planning on committing suicide tomorrow, so there's really no point in staying together. I've enjoyed these past 2 days more than I could ever express into words, but it's time for me to go. I want you to be happy. You'll be fine without me. You have to move on! Now, I'm going to go write out my will, then I'm getting drunk. So, until we meet again, good bye."

When I left my ex I gave him a long speech in a store parking lot. I told him that I was into Shakespear and Opera and upper crust "snooty" things and well that he was not at all in my league. He was a jerk also.

I'm not sure about the general public, but the one I get most often is, "See, it says no closer than five hundred feet!"

I always got the I just want to be friends thing

"I'm just not ready for commitment and I need some space right now to sort out my feelings about our relationship"

That You are really too good for me

Good Luck and God Bless!!

I need some time to clear my head.

I'm just not ready for a serious relationship, or It's not you I'ts me.

I just want be friends...or I just think of you as a friend, brother, sister, etc.