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10 points to the best comeback... & please rate this one?
The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN was walking down the hallway and bumped into President Bush.
Hoping to break the ice with an innocuous comment, the ambassador quickly said, "Respectfully, sir. I have a question about what I’ve seen in America."
Politely, President Bush answered, "If I can help explain things to you, please let me know."
The Iraqi whispered. "My little girl watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in this show, there’s Chekov who is a Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Sulu who is Chinese… but there aren't any Iraqis. Why aren’t there any Iraqis on Star Trek?".
President Bush whispered back to the ambassador, "It's because Star Trek takes place in the future."
23 Answers
- 2 decades agoFavorite Answer
Nice joke, I give it a 10. As for the comeback, comeback for what?
I guess the The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN could say: "What?"
Then when Bush starts to speak again the The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN could say, "What?" He could keep this up until Bush looked really pi$$ed. The the The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN could give him the Stone Cold Stunner.
- Anonymous2 decades ago
Pretty funny!
Here's one:
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when They look over a sand dune and see a lone American soldier standing on top, arms folded.
The Taliban commander quickly sends 3 of his best soldiers over the dune and after the American soldier who has disappeared behind the dune. The sounds of a gun-battle break out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
Suddenly the lone American soldier pops up on the top of the dune, arms folded.
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 30 troops over the dune and sounds of a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
Again, the lone American soldier pops up on the top of the dune, arms folded.
The enraged Taliban Commander musters his last 100 fighters and sends them over the dune. Sounds of Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's TWO of them!"
- Anonymous2 decades ago
That is a good one!
And.........
Family Martyrs
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, though," mum confides.
"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."
"He is a martyr, also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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- 2 decades ago
i rate it a 10.....but we all know bush didnt come up with that come back. Bush would of said "whats an iraqis?" LOL
- 2 decades ago
I would give it a 6
And I would say " Oh but there are ....can't you see the fine Iraqis leather?
- Anonymous2 decades ago
i rate this as a 9 i would have ended it as the Iraqi's are the cling ons
- Anonymous2 decades ago
hi
- Anonymous2 decades ago
Thats nice
- 2 decades ago
lamo
and if i the lraqi ambassador i would say in the future you will be in the white house and hit it the face if i was him