What's the silliest thing you heard today?

i was walking past this guy and all i heard was

"Man...its time for a burrito."

I work at the front desk of a hotel and I was having a discussion about WHY people would vote for George "Dubya" Bush for a SECOND time (because a first time, I can forgive...maybe you weren't listening or maybe you're just a stupid republican - eeek forgive me) with a room full of republicans all dressed in pink or green golf shirts, AARP age range, ya know? And I kept asking and asking and asking WHY - God please tell me WHY you would vote for such a freakin idiot for a second time, when you KNEW what his gameplan was for the next 4 years (stay in Iraq, reap the benefits of Halliburton, oil oil oil, tax cuts for the rich at the same time as cutting gov't funding for federal->state funding for programs that are mainly used by the middle/lower class, etc) and no one would give me an answer....they were just stunned that I was saying everything out in the open (I guess they figured I was ignorant too because I'm twenty something years old and I work at a hotel) and finally, some old Izod-wearing mofo, hitting close to 70 said to me about an hour later (wow, it only took you an hour to think of something...good job gramps) (get this...)

"Because George Bush is a man of God"

ROFL

Was he serious? Who knows....all I know is, it gave me a large chuckle ;)

I was in a clothing store buying a pair of pants and the salesman told me that if I wanted them hemmed it would cost $12. I didn't need them hemmed I told him, so he asked me when I need them back by.....? Sorry, I said. He replied, If you get them in right now they can be hemmed and ready to go by the end of the day. I had already paid by this time!! He didn't charge me for hemming, I swear he must have been on something because how do you take the payment, then tell about hemming, then refuse the answer and ask when I need them back? I didn't even answer him I just grabbed my pants and left. What a freak!

Some on Yahoo! Answers said the world was going to end in 2025. Nice.

I was working at a birthday party and I over herd a little boy about 7 years old say to another boy (same age) "look at her butt"!!! The girl was only 3!

This is what I saw today in Yahoo Q&A:

Question:

"i whow do i report some one bad on a site.i know they are bad....?

how do i get this person whos bad out of the club? "

Answer:

"why does every one have to complain about u not doing spell check? i mean as long as your not stupid u should b able to figure out exactly what it says!

You saying you went on your marry way. Use spell check goober

silly, a store clerk said she wanted to shoot all the customers.

i thought it was really sick too. only because people actually do it.

she made sure she was heard by all the customers, small shop.

Its really gross but my cat farted REALLY loud!! It sounded like a people fart! My sister, brother in law, and I cracked up for like 30 minutes! Sorry, it was just really funny!

my dad said phoney baloney and my 3 year old cousin told him to stop because he was talking nonsence... so funny

someone called me on the home phone and when I answered they asked me if I was at home.