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midas asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 2 decades ago

What is hard and dry before going in and soft and wet when it comes out?

This is also not a dirty joke.

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago
    Favorite Answer

    chewing gum!!!!

  • Rings_around_Saturn
    2 decades ago

    A starched shirt in a washing machine.

    Actually, anything you eat will be soft and wet when it comes out...

    I'm going to go with saltine crackers on this one, they're pretty darn dry.

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Tooth Brush?

  • alloy
    Lv 4
    2 decades ago

    A chewing gum.

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  • Emilee H
    2 decades ago

    I would say any kind of gum or a tooth brush or a cracker

  • kika
    2 decades ago

    A stick of gum!

  • uconnamy33
    2 decades ago

    a stick of gum

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    did it hit water? usually scabs get mushy and have a film when they are under water for a little bit

  • Susie
    Lv 6
    2 decades ago

    gum

  • Golosa
    2 decades ago

    gum

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    are you sure its not a dirty joke?

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