what is the best way to skin a cat?

from the ventral side, starting from the throat straight down to the pubis region (the disection should look like capital "I" times new roman, the vertical line along longitudinal section)... if you want to make it as a rug...

from the dorsal sidestarting from the back of the throat straight down to the tail region (the disection should look like capital "I" times new roman, the vertical line along longitudinal section)... if you don't want to keep it as a rug...

it will still be a furry headache in any way you choose... Ü

have fun!!

I'm not sure, but I heard there is more than one way to skin a cat!

put it into a boiling hot water and slowly scrap off the fur with a razor and then start to slice up the skin away from the flesh from the upper neck (behind the ears) to the tail...

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Here's a site where you can get an inexpensive pairing knife. The site claims that it's comfortable and easy to use.

http://housewares.hardwarestore.com/38-194-paring-...

It might get mess, but at least you'll be comfortable!

with a knife I presume and hanging over a bathtub and preferably dead, but the ethical and moral implications of this question are quite heavy......

are you in any way trying to make a banjo??

Start from the rear....

Why? I hope it's not your pet, cause that would just be WRONG!!!

with a sharp knife

you don't, they scratch your face off if you try