what is the craziest thing someone has said to you in the middle of the act?

"MAN! I forgot, I was supposed to work today, can I borrow your car, mine broke down!"

Lovely huh?

She said she wished she was sucking my cock so I obliged her and pulled it out and slid it in her mouth to which she was so thankful she sucked it best ever and swallowed the whole load.

...we have a play in school..and we are doing a final dress rehearsal with our principal..my leading man told me in the middle of the drama.."I have to fart..i`m so sorry"..hahahahah!!!!

I was kinda into it heavy with my ex, and i started to say, just %&$# me!...... Cuase, well, it was gettin good, but it came out j o o o o......... like the name joe........ he stopped, and left, and was convinced for a month i was seeing a guy named joe........

Dusty oh dusty. And that's notmy name.

"uh..whats your Dad look like?"...=)

bull ****! you're so cool, baby!!

i have to fart