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Mash
Lv 6
Mash asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 decades ago

The chicken was half way through crossing the road when he stopped for a moment and turned back, Why ?

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  • 2 decades ago
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    She laid it on the line.

  • 2 decades ago

    Since the chicken crossed the road to get it on with the hen... I'm guessing he turned back coz he 4got protection?

  • 1 decade ago

    Because he realized that the side he was crossing to served fried chicken on Wednesday's. He just remembered, "Today is Wednesday."

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    bcause she knew that in all "why'd the chicken cross the road" jokes that the chickens died--so she went back

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    coz only one half of the chicken crossed

  • 1 decade ago

    because he suddenly remembered that he never wanted to cross the road in the first place.

  • Bogey
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    because the chicken had its head up its butt and finally pulled it out half across the road. looked up and realized it was going the wrong way.....no really...it did..i saw it myself.

  • Pepsi
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    He chickened out.

    Source(s): I read other thoughts on the subject.
  • 2 decades ago

    He got hit by a truck and it threw him to the side of the road.

  • 1 decade ago

    Just being a typical "chicken"

  • 2 decades ago

    She suddenly realized she was too chicken to continue.

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