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Chino asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 2 decades ago

Pearls of Wisdom?

This is a short story written by a grandson who had a very special relationship with his Grandpa. Many of us unfortunately were born after our own Grandpas had passed on and never had the opportunity to enjoy moments like this. The grandson writes...

I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It comes from a mentor, and always on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him.

I was young when he died. If he were living today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all well and good, but the one I remember best came from him when I was only 12.

We were sitting in a park, watching children with their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family. Then came the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice when he said, "And be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"Why should I do that, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your pecker look bigger."

It kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Update:

manofwordsddn - lighten up a little buddy, it's supposed to be a joke!!! You didn't see me complaining about your lame a$$ joke didn't you?

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago
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    good one sir i enjoyed it and to the upset guy down there lighten up since your pecker looks small in anyones hand hahaha

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • 2 decades ago

    I thought it was very funny Keep them coming

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    lol and i was just starting to get a lump in my throat lmao

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    good start with stupid end

  • Steffy
    Lv 6
    2 decades ago

    Awww...come on! I was just getting into it. But, really...that was pretty good! Tissue please....

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