Which NBA player has the best nick name?

"Magic" has to be the best nickname of all time. You know its a great nickname when people don't even know your real name. And all I had to do is put the word "magic" and everyone automatically knows who I'm referring to.

Shaquille O'Neal - Shaq, The Diesel, Shaq Fu, the vast Daddy, Superman, the vast Agave, the vast Cactus, the vast Shaqtus, the vast Galactus, Wilt Chamberneezy, the vast Baryshnikov, the authentic Deal, Dr. Shaq, the vast Shamrock, the vast Leprechaun, Shaqoviq and the vast Conductor OR Brian Scalabrine - The White Mamba

Karl Malone: The Mailman or Gary Payton: The Glove

Dominique Wilkins "The Human Highlight Film"

Air Jordan, the best player of all time.

Current player = Jason "white chocolate" Williams

No one has mentioned it yet, but there's one that rings off the top of my head.

Air Jordan was good.

Sir Charles had charm

Big Ben's ok

Penny was cute

Bron Bron is too

The Worm gives me shudders

Reign Man was manufactured

Ok, my favorite's probably Clyde "The Glyde" Drexler. Nice ring to it.

the best nickname is Jason "white chocolate" Williams for miami. Or rookie Sergio Rodriguez who because his game mirrors williams was coined the nickname "spanish chocolate". the nicknames are so stupid but i cant help but laugh when i hear professional announcers saying "theres a beautiful pass from white chocolate".

Melo

How about Wilt "the Stilt" Chamberlain

TIM DUNCAN A.K.A. THE BIG FUNDAMENTAL BY SHAQ WHO ELSE BESIDES SHAQ AFTER 2006 FINALS HAS 3 RINGS AND HAS BEEN THE FOCAL POINT OF THE OFFENSE AND IS THE LEAST FLASHY AND MOST HUMBLE PLAYER IN THE NBA

Since this doesnt mean your favorite player (since I hate this guy) I would go with AK47, Andrei Kerilenko... I hate him and the way he plays, but man that name is cool. His intitials (AK) then his number, 47. Creative... but bad player.