GUYS ONLY i am 48 and am interested to know if any out there can tell me a "pick up line" i have not heard

i am really scared to sleep alone could you save me tonight

Hi there , I am a 45 year old female, the best pick up line that was given to me years ago was "I am a dolphin trainer" now considering I did not live anywhere where there was dolphins, I knew he was on the take. But he did pick up a lady and is now married to her......Hope you are not really a dolphin trainer.

a number of years ago I used to use this and for some unknown reason I only got slapped about half the time but I got what I was after about 10% of the time. Roses are red,violets are blue,I like peanut butter -do you ****?

I used to carry around a large sheet metal screw in my pcoket.

I would hold it up and ask the girl "Would you like a screw?"

If they have a sense of humor, you can strike up a conversation. If they don't... well, I have been slapped & had beer dumped on me numerous times. But, it actually did work on several occasions.

excuse me,I wonder if you might help me. you see Im 52,and Ive not dated in over 13 years,and well ........I, well iam kinda outta' the loop,and i huh,need some help with these new dances. would ya' well that is I need help .

and though it may sound like a line,and a half it's the truth,I just havent used it yet. lol :))

How about....I lost my phone number, what is yours?

Or I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but it looks like I am the only one talking to you...(haha this is mean)

That is great outfit your wearing! it would look even better on my bedroom floor in the morning!

I am going to die in 24 hours, sleep with me while we still have a chance!!!

Do you know what time the fudge factory opens?

Can I play with the little man in your canoe?

How about you and me go exchange some DNA?

Could you please suck my Dick B itch and make it puke?

Do you have hardwood flooring or shag carpeting?

Woman...I would eat your s**t for a mile just to get to your p***y!

(I didn't say it was good but you might not have heard it! LOL!

pick up lines dont work anymore you need more than that