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I need some jokes about redheads/brunettes...?

I am tired of all the blonde jokes and would like to be able to turn the tables a bit...

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

    A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

    Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

    A. Invisible.

  • 1 decade ago

    All you have to do is take a blond joke but turn it into a brunette, redhead joke. Like you change where the blonde acts stupid (no offense) and replace it with a different hair colored person.

    Source(s): The One and Only Me!
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry. I am fresh out of Brunrtte and Redhead jokes today.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wanta know why the brunette was in the ditch?

    She told one too many Blonde jokes.

    ~Sweety

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that mirror joke is actullay about blondes and theres not really any jokes about brunetts a nd reds

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm sorry, I don't know any. You shouldn't take blonde jokes literally.

  • 1 decade ago

    There is a magic mirror where if you say something false to it you die.The blonde walks up to it and says " i think I'm pretty" nothing happens so she walks away happy that she really is pretty.

    the brunette walks up to it and says " i think that i am smart" nothing happens and she is happy. The redhead walks up and says"i think........"then she dies

    three girls are being chased by a criminal . they run into a barn. brunette hides behind dog. blonde hides behind pig. redhead hides behind potatoes. Criminal comes in. brunete says moo. blone says oink. redhead says potato, potato. then criminal kills her

  • 1 decade ago

    What do ya call a redhead between two brunettes........a translator

  • 1 decade ago

    there are none sorry but there are plenty of blonde jokes out there LOL.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your only brown on the outside? but then again that is also mickey taking of the blondes. Meh...

  • 1 decade ago

    how do you knock out a blonde"put a dick under a glass table"

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