South Park Fans....?

AY! Ah am a cop, and YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.

(sung while beating a man to death)"I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over..." (from episode 701, "I'm a Little Bit Country")

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Episode 111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty

[At my house, after school. I am on the living room floor licking the carpet. My friends enter]

Stan: What the hell are you doing, Cartman?

I say: My mom said if you want to become a lesbian you have to lick carpet.

Kyle: Really?

Stan: Well I got a…Indi-glo…Girls CD. The guy at the record store said it was perfect. [he pops the CD into the stereo]

Kyle: And I got these killer Birken-stocks.

[Stan and Kyle promptly join me on the floor. Kenny studies us for a moment, drops down and thinks a bit, then starts licking]

Indiglo Girls singer: I woke up very early one Sunday morn…

I say: This is a bunch of crap! I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!

Episode 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

I say: [walks over to Scott's end of the table] Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! [starts licking Scott's tears off his face] Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.

Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.

Stan: Good call.

I say: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-ymmuy. [licks the tears off the table and off Scott's face.] Mm-yummy you guys! [the iris common to Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons appears, with fanfare] Yuppitibut, that's all, folks! [waves]

Screw you guys…I'm goin' home.

My favorite is Kyle because he seems like a really nice boy when he's not yelling at Cartmen (which I approve of) or talking to Mr. Hanky.

Mr. Hankie

Cartman.

I just think that it is funny that "Cheif" can make fun of other religions or beliefs it is ok but the minute that his religion is made fun of he gets all mad. I don't think he will be back.

Now "screw you guy's! I'm going home!"

i really like mrs cartman, because she is such a dirty wh*re of a mother....i hope to follow in here footsteps

I still watch, but Chef was my favorite charater, maybe he will come back,

Butters...he's so cute.

cartman..I just like what he does.