One of your favorite funny quotes...?

"Don't sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things" gets me every time.

also, im a geologist, so we have a bunch:

Geologists know that perfect cleavage is flat,

We know how to get down and dirty in the field,

We're gneiss, but don't take us for granite

All our faults are normal

We make the bedrock

and my alltime favorite:

Subduction leads to orogeny

oh, i know, i am a geek... and i am PROUD of it

“I set out on Sunday and found myself in an unfamiliar town. Next thing I knew 3 days had passed. A mystery…” –Haru

“I guess Faires really do exist. A mystery…” –Haru

“You’re late. Idiots should do what idiots can to be quicker,” Akito

“Think of dodgeball with rockets,” Haru

"Before u decide 2 critize someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then when u critize them u r a mile away and u have their shoes," Sisterhood of the traveling pants(book 3 I think)

"The only place 'success' comes before 'work' is in the dictionary." – idk

“Perhaps if you’d just die you’d be reincarnated as something more pleasant,” Yuki

“Walking and thinking at the same time is dangerous,” tohru

“The most important thing 2 me has always been me.” Shigure

“I was struck speechless at the stupidity of what u said,” – Hatori

These are all from Fruits Basket unless i say otherwise. Sorry this is more then one...

Old age is not for sissies. Betty Davis

Beauty is just a lightswitch away.

Men admire restraint most. Colin Powell

As my apprentice you are never fired . . .God.

Always do the right thing even if it is against your strongest desire. Dr. Laura

Unless you're lead dog the view never changes.

Life is short, snack often.

Fight ignorance, not immigrants.

Pray for me, I have teenagers.Life is short, eternity isn't.

A child is more than a test score.

Life is short, snack often

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." Frank Zappa

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." George Burns

I heard a different version than yours. "It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail". Another one is "One man's floor is another man's ceiling".

Im trying to earn a set of feathery wings...to take me away from here

here:

take that leap of faith....theres a bridge over there.

if idiots grew on trees,this place would be an orchard.

i swear to beer i didnt drink god!

ur not as dumb as u look,nobody could be!

hope u like em'!

"Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses." H. L. Mencken

" I never forget a face. But, in your case, I'd be willing to make an exception. " - Groucho Marx

I swear to drunk im not god.

Im home take me drunk.

$hit happens.

i have more but i cat think of them right now.