Most embarassing moment?

When I was in high school, I had just started dating a girl who I really liked. One night when I went to pick her up to go out, as she finished getting ready, her little brother (about 7 years old) had a jump-rope and asked me to jump-rope with him. I thought maybe she would think it was pretty cool that I was "bonding" with her brother, so I joined him on the sidewalk with the front door open. Unfortunately, as I landed one time after jumping the rope, a pretty loud fart slipped out. He started laughing hysterically, and went on and on yelling over and over that I had farted. When she came to the door, he was still making a big deal out of it, and if that wasn't bad enough, she responded by saying, "I know, I heard it."

I have been embarassed so many times that I dont have a MOST embarassing moment, but here's one of them: this year in school I was talking about a teacher when she was right there behind me!!! I didn't know it till she was gone and my friends told me but I just played it cool the rest of the year and acted like it never happened!!!

My friend, her youth group, and I went to the bowling alley one day. After we all played a couple games of bowling my friend and I decided to sneak off into the game room to play games. WHOOPS, we didn't have any more change left to play games. So we decided to play the basketball games, because you're able to pull the basketballs out from under the thing that holds them in without inserting a quarter. (even though your not supposed to, there was a sign up saying not to but we ignored it). We started playing and all of a sudden the basketball hoop starting spinning around! We were scared to death but we kept playing anyway. THEN AN ALARM ON THE BASKETBALL HOOP WENT OFF! it was so loud the whole bowling place heard it! The manager came over 2 us and said he saw us through the video camera that was hidden in the walls, we were in so much trouble...and so embarrassed! We ran into the girls bathroom where he wasn't allowed to go that way he couldn't do anything and then when he wasnt looking we ran into the church bus and stayed there till the youth group came back 2 go home! MY FACE WAS SO RED!

i became on duty some years contained in the previous as a Detective in Brooklyn, vast apple. My spouse & I easily were using an unmarked motor automobile & i became wearing a sparkling trench coat that I had offered the day contained in the previous. unexpectedly, a senior citizen woman jumped in the front of the motor automobile yelling " help......he basically stole my handbag " pointing contained in the route of a perp who became operating by employing way of a vacant lot with a handbag. My spouse pursued the perp on foot who upon seeing us dropped the handbag & fled contained contained in the distinct route accross the lot. My spouse retrieved the handbag & I pursued the perp using the motor automobile onto the lot extremely a lot pining the perp antagonistic to the wall. As i tried to bop out of the motor automobile, my new trench coat were given stuck on the part of the motor automobile seat & the perp stood there gazing me attempt to loose my trench coat at the same time as I suggested the perp " do no longer bypass, Police " finally I freed my trenchcoat & cuffed the perp. after shifting into the motor automobile my spouse & i chanced on out that we had in no way been in this part of Brooklyn contained in the previous & did no longer understand the position the Precinct became ? The perp suggested " i understand the position that's. I were there many circumstances contained in the previous. i will direct us there " and that is basically what he did We gave the collar to the Precinct.. you is purely no longer able to make this stuff up.

I tripped and rolled down the stairs in a classroom filled with 129 people, they where all quiet taking an exam and then I enter trip and end up at the bottom of the "theater shaped" classroom.

I went to a car wash and forgot I left the trunk open. You know that big rotating blue brush. Just about broke the hood off and the trunk filled up with water.

I ask my sister to pull over so I could wee wee because I just couldn't make it till we got to a bathroom. Well she stopped and down came the pants and out came the relief and the back door opened to the business we thought was closed and there stood 3 people looking at my back side.Just couldn't stop a good thing in progress. They got a eye full.

I was playing soccer (which I hate and where i suck), that day I was doing it good, I was running with the ball, ready to pass the ball, then i step on it and fall right over my face.

When I fell down the stairs with everybody watching.

pantyhose left I was walking home with classmates