Whose Guilty?

LMAO Both!

Have u heard this one yet??

One day three guys are at the gate of heaven and st. peter told them that only those who died in a horrible death could go in.

1st guy: I was working late a lots and suspected that my wife is having an affair. so i went back early one day & sure enuff!! she's lying naked in the bad wif a shock face! so i got all mad up and trying to look for the wife-stealer everywhr and finally there he is! hanging himself at the edge of the balcony!! i can't take it any more and i hit his fingers with the hammer until he falls all the way down!! but the bad sinner is still alive and trying to run away so i throw the fridge at him.. and after all this, i get a heart attack and died..

St. peter like the guy's story and let him in.

2nd guy: i was doing some yoga on the high floor balcony and i slip down to the floor below. but lucky enuf that i hold on the edge of the balcony and suddenly this mad guy come crashing out the door and hit my fingers with the hammer. after that i fall down and trying to run away but suddenly a fridge hit me and i m here.

St. peter let him in rite away. and there come's the 3rd one.

"i was hiding in the fridge...and........."

Probably both but i dont know if the wife is just having a strange dream or if that happened to the wife too.

funny joke lol

wife is quilty of cheating. because she is having the dream. man is guilty of cheating because he jumped so quick lmao cute! :)

A good one.

they both are: a guilty conscience needs no accusers

i think your english teacher is most guilty

You mean who's dumbo?

BOTH! I like that one!!!

both lol