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Christians, will you pray for me?

I havent had a shag for a few months. Plus i could really really do with winning the lottery. Either/or thanks!

Update:

Prayer is meant to work wonders. perhaps it will turn me to the light side? Go on! I prefer brunettes with nice jugs. Thank you in advance!

Update 2:

Didn`t win the lotto. If i dont get a minx i will have to assume that your religion is impotent!

Update 3:

Please lord. May Bugaboo get some snickers and some Stella.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    im praying my son.... may the lord look upon u !! LMFAO

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm praying, long as you pray for me too. I want a snickers and a four pack of Stella by tonight.

  • 1 decade ago

    No I won't pray for you as "Christianity is the religion where you have a choice i.e "Go along with it" or "Don't bother much at all"

    I take the latter choice but fully intend to reassess my choice once in awhile just in case !!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I will pray for you but not for you to win the lottery. Store your goods up in heaven not here on earth.

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  • 1 decade ago

    No, I won't pray for you for those reasons. Get your perverted soul in order and God will take care of all of your needs, but not all your wants.

  • 1 decade ago

    You may live to regret those words some day, lets hope so

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    shag your lottery ticket

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    We will pray. Whatever we ask in the name of Jesus will be 'answered'

  • 1 decade ago

    After a few months, you nust be "Iain the 'orny" lol.

  • WRONG FAITH ! Pagan gods tend to be more realistic about sex and bounty...

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