How would you turn me on?

I'd put two white pieces in you, gently turn your knob, push down slowly on your button and wait for you to pop....if you're a toaster that is.

With my manly southern style and charm. I have penetrating brown eyes, a muscular body, a nice smile with good manners. But only if you are 19 or older dear.

the imtimacy of this question will have to wait until you and me are together alone, you will never look back, you will be like jelly when we are finished turning each other on mmmmmmmmmmmm

First I would whisper sweet little nothings in your ear. Bite on your earlobe, kiss you gently on your neck, and very slowly kiss you on your lipps and then move on down licking ,kissing and sucking on your b****t and oh yeah and then on down to your navel and go from there, all the way down to your toes and up and down and all around on your body. And at the very last moment I would lick and kiss and suck on your P***Y. samditso@yahoo.com

I'll plug you in with a socket, then will press the power (your nose) button... you are on

By being myself and pokong your belly button.

First I'd change your light bulb and then I'd flip your switch.

if u r a wash machine i would put quarters in and press on

By letting you watch while I get it on with my boyfriend.

I'd just find that switch on your back and flip it.