The Myth of having Sex with Vampires?

Vampires... the "real vampyre" lifestylers...

The clothing, the atmosphere, the intrigue, the social drama. It can be a heady experience to be seduced by one, or trying to seduce one, and the sex is great for about a week. After that... they suck.

See, although they are essentially human under all the makeup and brocade and lace, they are also quite vain, self-centered, and at least somewhat delusional. They believe themselves to be ladies and lords, and superior over all the human cattle (which they consider us to be). Human leeches of the worst kind. They feel like the world owes them something, and all they have to do to get it is look pretty. And maybe it works for a little while, it also gets real old, real quick.

Also, yes, you can get an STD.

"Real vampires" aren't undead like in the storybooks. They're people, human people, with some issues. They live a very high-risk lifestyle, and drinking blood is a great way of contracting and transmitting pathogens. If you want to do it with one, make sure to wear protection (condoms), and try to get her tested. They can also get pregnant (f), and impregnate (m) - the myth that they can't has gotten a whole lot of kids on a whole lot of trouble. Better safe than sorry!

Even if they are "really" undead... don't think that germs can't live in dead bodies. To the contrary, germs LOVE dead bodies. Think about it...

Good luck on finding one that's worthwhile...

...If such a thing exists.

The vampires you are referring to are the Bram Stoker kind, the ideas developed in the victorian era. They were everything that proper people should not be: Promiscuous, vain and extremely sexy... especially to old english people. So going with this vampire mythology yes sex with a vampire would be great. They are strong, attractive, seductive and what's not good about that? As for the STD thing, they are dead so their bodies are not active, their blood doesn't pump, they are cold to the touch and I don't think any kind of std (bacteria or virus) could sustain life in them. Therefore it would be great sex without any nasty sexual worries.

Some say it is the rolling of the mind while he or she bites. As far as std they could not live in the vampire system.

Vampires are ordinary people and they all do not have STDs. However, they are not immune to STDs either.

Never thought of having sex with a bird. However, if hes been milking some cows and sheep in the pasture you bet ya, he should be checked for all kinds of diseases.

I want to have sex with a vampire!!!! where are they?