Humpty dumpty sat on the wall. Has anyone else put an egg in a precarious position?

I painted one up like micheal jackson and put it in the microwave to see if there was any truth in voodoo, it actualy worked, just look at his face.

Humpty Dumpty stole that idea off of Munty Flumptle, the ORIGINAL egg on the wall who could stay on a damn wall without falling off like an idiot. But did Munty Flumptle get any credit!? No! It's damn clumsy fools like Humpty Dumpty and plagarists like Baa Baa Black Sheep that makes the world the evil place it is today!

Humpty dumpty wasnt a egg, he was a king and the ryme is about the fall of his empire

Good question Jeff. I've obviously put one on the end of a spoon and then raced with it. That was pretty precarious. I've seen one put in someones bed on a school trip once, that's probably my favourite.

I've always kept my two safe in a bag.

Oh boy have they been in some precarious situations.

Once i only just managed to get me pants back on before her husband came bursting in.

God knows what could have happened to them if some of those girlie's had been in a chewing mood.

Precarious you betcha!

I balanced one from the head of a small child once, it stayed there for several seconds before the inevitable happened. There was lots of tears, but no kings horses or men came to the assistants of the egg. So we burried it in the gurdian and lay flowers once a year.....

yes i once bought some duck eggs from a bloke in the pub. then got totally plastered. i remember leaving the pub with the eggs and crawling over a zebra crossing.the next morning there i was laid on the living room floor with the knees of my tights in wholes could not find one of my shoes but my eggs were completely in tact

I once transported eggs in my pockets whilst riding a bicycle... and I fell off! Somehow, I managed to fall in such a way that the eggs were not broken, a feat I still wonder about to this day...

Egg shoes

I once threw one at John Prescott and this bloke near me got punched in the mouth.