How do you get rid of country songwriters?

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My wife has left and hasn't talked to me in four months, my daughter asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail, one of my sons posted a picture of himself on myspace holding a machine gun, my other son was broadsided in our car by a hit and run driver, a lightning strike fried two of my TVs, my cable modem, and a VCR, and my dog died.  The number of country songwriters in my front yard has gotten out of control.  I tried firing a warning shotgun blast over their heads, but they thought that was a signal to start a country music festival and hoedown.  A friend suggested playing Metallica at full volume, but another friend pointed out that would violate the Geneva Convention.  Is there a legal, humane way to get these guys out of my front yard?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Lure them into the basement with beer and acoustic guitar and lock them up. That works with hippies too except you use joints instead of beer.

cerabino · Answer

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lyricchick · Answer

PUH-lease, Bob G.  Sounds like you need to get a new life

ptsweety · Answer

you cant thay breed like rabbits  but idd try the metallica thing woo hoo &#92;m/ rock and role &#92;m/

Anonymous · Answer

Just tell them that their sisters are nekkid down the block.

biggupp (דוד) · Answer

Is this your failed attempt at humor?

kittens · Answer

...funny, ha ha?

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How do you get rid of country songwriters?

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