How clean is your house?

My wife is a clean freak ! Which means our house is immaculate...but I can never find anything !

It's crap..she cant remember where she "tidies" stuff away. I mean..whats the point ?

It drives me mental !!!!!

Clean

Not very, I'm a slob whn it comes to cleaning too, my work stuff is tidy, but everything else is a mess!

My living room is pretty clean but the rest of the house could use some work. I'll get to it eventually. Been working on some outside projects lately.

As Kim and Aggie aren't expected, it's just a nice cozy flat.

My problem is that everywhere you look there's old takeaway food cartons, dog turds, cigarette ends, old bits of chewing gum, screwed-up newspapers and Christ knows what else. And that's only in the FRONT room ! ! !

And why don't those pratts at Yahoo realise that there's nothing wrong with trying to say F A G ends - yet it was censored when I typed it in! Pillocks! Can't say that, yet I can say Piss. Say no more!

As clean as it can be with 3 adults and two young children running about. Actually considering the above it's really quite clean!!

Mine is like an immaculate home..sort of annoying cus my house is all white so when its really really clean, the walls that are white and that are being hit by the sun git in my eyes..>.<..

Edit- Flynrench...Your theory of people with really clean houses is false. We do have lives. We just prefer to live it our own ways.

Not too bad, have got to go in a minute and get on with some cleaning, because I'm out tonight and busy tomorrow, so, have no choice!

Heyyy V! Great night on the 5th, eh? The best way to clean your house is to get some decent jazz music, no more of that ''Cry Me a River''.

You wouldn't catch any diseases here but it wouldn't pass the white glove test either. We have 4 dogs and they have run of the house. I used to be a fastidious cleaner. My husband says that I am more normal and alot more fun to be around since I don't stress about it. Most of the people who come to my house I'm not trying to impress anyway.