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Lyn I
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Lyn I asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Poem for the Girls, DID THIS MAKE YOU SMILE?

I shave my legs

I sit down to pee

I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to the barber, but a beauty salon

I can get a massage, without a hard on

I can balance a checkbook

I can pump my own gas

can talk to my mates about the size of my a$$

My beautys a masterpiece and yes it takes long

I can admit to others when I know that I'm wrong

I don't drive in circles at any cost

and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost

I never forget an important date

You just got to deal with it, I'm usualy late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore

Don't need instant replay to remember the score

I won't lose my hair

I don't get jock itch

Just cos I'm assertive

Don't call me a *****

Flowers are ok

But jewelry's best

Look at me you idiot, not at my chest

Don't call me girl, babe or a chick.

I am a WOMAN

Got it you DICK.

Update:

Fluorescent, I find your answer offensive, I have no problem with my sexuality, perhaps you do with your sense of humour, never mind live and let live. This is a joke site I was on . LOL

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  • andre g
    1 decade ago
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    i sent it to me gf!!

  • Fluorescent
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    How horribly sexist and ridiculous.

    I find this very offencive, there is no need to be sarcastic. A very similar poem could be written by a spiteful person about men.

    Why do you have to differentiate between the sexes so much, is it perhaps because you are insecure about your own sexuality and gender orientation and are seeking to affirm it?

    This is a horrible piece of trash and an offence to humanity and all sane people.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    loved it! did you write it? of course, some men would think youre gay for knowing and appreciating so much woman-wise. but i don't it was cool. pay them no attention..there just jealous! youre in touch! you the man! and yes, it did make me laugh.lol.

  • Tee
    1 decade ago

    Yes; You made me smile. Thank you I needed that today.

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  • angelsamorcito
    1 decade ago

    Yes in fact it did make me smile.

  • BryonyBeth
    1 decade ago

    Ha! yeah i like that one! Made me smile. Thankyou!

  • XoDiOxRoXs!
    1 decade ago

    lol yes it makes me smile

  • ♥Loving*Steph♥
    1 decade ago

    Isn't that a chain letter?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sure

  • usa_grl15
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That was interesting. I liked it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha yes.

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