My wife is an owl - what should I feed her and how ?

Does she screech at you a lot? If so, then she's a screech owl and there is nothing you can do to satisfy her--anything you do will only make her screech louder until you get a headache and give in to her wishes. Does she stay in the barn a lot? Then she's a barn owl and is probably doing things with other male owls that we can't talk about in this group. My advice is to get a lawyer and protect your assets.

Your WIFE ???.You can't seriously expect me to believe you married an owl !!.However, if your serious then you must have had the owl from day 1 so it imprinted itself to you.In that case mice or chicken,lean beef etc. If you mean your "Wife" likes to stay out at nights(i'm talking human wife),then tell her to bring home a pizza and a six pack for you as well !!.LOL

U married an owl? thats funny

Feed her mince and slices of quince, with a runcible spoon.

BTW the Pussycat is the wife, not the Owl. Yeesh, kids these days...

Your wife is an owl?

Do u have any mice cuz i know they eat that or maybe some worms cux birdz eat thoese 2 just think waht a bird would eat.

hmmm mice rats and type of small animal if shes an owl most likly she will get her own food so dont worry about it

best get a mouse trap cc

Why do you even give a hoot?

Mice.

Just throw them to her.