can anyone give me a small joke?

a horse was dining at a restaront and the waiter came to his table and said "why the long face"

Four guys walk into a bar. Hey, you think at least one of'em would'a seen it comin'!

What do you call a blonde who has changed her hair color? Artificial intellegence.

What do you call a redhead standing between two blondes? Intrerpreter.

Why can't warlocks or wizards have kids? Because they have crystal balls and "Hollow-weenies!"

Last one: A Brit, an Australian and an Irishman and are sitting in a bar and they all order a draft beer. Just as the waitress brings them the brew, a fly falls into each one of their beers.

The British guy says, "Take this bloody beer back; I'm na' drinkin' a beer with a bug in it!"

The Australian says nothing; he just pulls the fly out of the beer and keeps drinking.

The Irishman, grabs the fly by both wings, shakes it over and over again over the glass and says, "Spit it out, ye little bugger! Spit it out!"

Why doesnt santa claus have no children?

He comes only once a year and its down the chimmney

Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs

In a rack (Iraq)

Well you did say small.

What do u call 2 fur traders in a canoe?

LESBIANS:)

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Dam!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. "Ow," he says.