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Do you have the MySpace blues?

MySpace Blues

(sung to the tune of 'Heartbreak Hotel'-with apologies to Elvis...)

I lost my girl on MySpace

Can't see the reason why

Yes, I lost my girl to MySpace

Now I sit at home and cry

CHORUS:Well I'll tell ya-

I feel so lonely, baby

I feel so lonely, baby

I feel so lonely, I could die

My girl's got so many friends now

She's got 'em all over the place

She doesn't remember my name now

She's addicted to MySpace

[Repeat CHORUS]

If you lose your woman to MySpace

I'll tell ya what to do

Just create a new profile on MySpace

and find another girl, too

CHORUS: No more feelin' lonely, baby

No more feelin' lonely, baby

No more feelin' lonely, baby

-let's fly!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Have you heard "New Friend Request" by the band Gym Class Heroes? Here are the lyrics:

    I remember when I first laid eyes on you

    My man Tom introduced us but I was too shy to say hi

    When I finally built up enough nerve to drop a line

    You made it clear you wasn't just another myspace mistress

    And I didn't take it personal

    When you ignored my request to be your friend I spilled my guts and hit send

    2 weeks for a response and got nothing

    Honestly it only made me want you more

    Week 4 rolled around and I was this close to letting go

    But something wouldn't let me even though I hardly knew you

    It was plain to see we were meant to lock lips

    You knock me out with the brass knuckle tats on your hips

    I was on this website late night lurking

    When I got a message from you that was labled urgent

    You said you weren't impressed by lame dudes with no game

    They're all the same tryin to get your instant messenger name

    But the fact that you're hittin me back made me smile

    You must've saw somethin you liked when you was skimming through my profile

    You caught me at the most pivotal moments

    And now I'm emailing my love a dozen digital roses

    So click approve, so simple

    Show me some kind of sign and let me know it's time to make my move

    Just click approve, come on girl

    Baby I'm one of a kind and I ain't got time to lose

    Just click approve, you're killing me here

    Show me some kind of sign and let me know it's time to make my move

    Just click approve, come on girl

    Baby I'm one of a kind and I ain't got time to lose

    Let's face it, it's a sad situation when we have to resort to keyboards as a means of making relations

    But I don't have the patience, I get straight to the point

    So this is me at my most honest

    No egos, no Gym Class status, just Travis

    Love you to leave it, but you gotta admit

    On a scale of 1 to awesome I'm the ****

    Just get over it, it happened god damnit, I'd been waitin too long

    I even wrote a song about, like to hear it, here it go

    If I'm being too annoying, let me know (just let me know)

    But its hard for me to not hate

    When I'm on myspace I never see my face in your "Top 8"

    Approaching 6 weeks now, it's kinda obvious that you're either occupied or playing a game

    All my money's on the latter, this is not a "lol" matter

    Why would you pass up a chance this great?

    If there were two forces and I split them down the middle, I could swing back and forth for 3 days (Rephrase)

    If I had two horses, and I beat them with authority, I'd gallop all the way to Canada to see your face

    But all I got is this Powerbook and Ichat

    Besides I hit you all the time and you never write back

    I stay on my feet (****)

    And be persistent until my name is under "who you'd like to meet"

    So click approve, so simple

    Show me some kind of sign and let me know it's time to make my move

    Just click approve, come on girl

    Baby I'm one of a kind and I ain't got time to lose

    Just click approve, you're killing me here

    Show me some kind of sign and let me know it's time to make my move

    Just click approve, come on girl

    Baby I'm one of a kind and I ain't got time to lose

    Who cares if we don't know each other's last name

    All I know is that I'm smittin with your pictures wishin you would feel the same

    I'll admit I get a lil jealous when other dudes leave you comments

    Don't let it gas you up, it's all nonsense

    Make me out, romancing the thought of me and you speaking in tongues in this mansion I bought

    But it's all wishful thinking

    Just give me some kind of sign to let me know I'm not freakin you out

    And if you love then what I'm speaking about, then say something

    I check my inbox 10 times and there ain't nothing

    You probably busy doing something sexy

    I just hope I'm in your thoughts next time you log in

    And if not, ain't no love lost between you and me

    I'll be here when your man ain't fully down as he used to be

    So yeah its time to sign out, my vision's getting blurry

    This is madness, xoxo dash Travis

    So click approve, so simple

    Show me some kind of sign and let me know it's time to make my move

    Just click approve, come on girl

    Baby I'm one of a kind and I ain't got time to lose

    Just click approve, you're killing me here

    Show me some kind of sign and let me know it's time to make my move

    Just click approve, come on girl

    Baby I'm one of a kind and I ain't got time to lose

    So click approve

    How funny/pathetic is this? haah

    Source(s): Lyrics from SongMeanings.net: http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=35308221...
  • 1 decade ago

    Nope

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i have the "myspace blues" . some gaylord has managed to delete my account. so all my hard work has gone down the drain.

  • 1 decade ago

    i just started on myspace and i can't freakin figure it out. i give up.

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  • Roxy
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    seen it many times...not funny anymore

  • 1 decade ago

    i effin loveee it !!!!

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