If a satanist fails Satan, will he go to Heavens?

Now that's what I call a question...it's freaking hilarious too! Wouldn't that just be the damndest thing? LOL

I think he would, if he quits Satan. At the (catholic) baptism of a child, people are asked to answer "I do" to six questions. Three of them are about rejecting Satan Prince of Evil and the other three are about believing in God Father, Jesus Christ and Holy Spirit, resurrection and Holy Communion.

So, yes, if a Satanist fails to do evil, he will do good, and go to Heaven

He would stay in Hell for treachery is also a sin and then he's doubly screwed with Satan grinning from ear to ear "Gotcha!" Haha

that is a good question,but real satanist don't worship satan, hell they don't even believe in satan.they believe in satisfying their human desires.

He would be sent back to Earth,

Which is no better then eather Hell or Heaven

Logically he would... if there was anything logical about heaven, hell the devil and so on...I don't think there is really, it's all superstitous clap-trap if you ask me and I guess you just did.

Umm....

N O !

Only on way to get there...

You can actually read about it in a little known book called:

The Bible...

It's free @ http://www.bible.com/

superb, I liked your reasoning. Logically speaking he should. :) Now would Satan punish him for betraying him ?!!!!

no he will not go to heavens or to be with God.

Dear...where did you find this question?