World's worst room mate ... can you top mine?

He eats cereal off his bed sheet and watches cartoons.

He listens to slim Whitman records

He folds his underwear and puts them back in original box after doing laundry

He watches the Sunset with different color eye glasses each time

And the number one worst room mate of the year\...makes a peanut and jelly sandwich at work on his desk and leaves it sticky.

My ex-roommate basically brought a zoo along when we moved in together--she had 2 rats, after those died, she then went and bought 2 regular mice and kept them right in the living room(she knew how much I hate rodents, too, but she refused to move the cage into her room.) Then she went and bought 2 farrots.These things were ugly, they were huge, and they stank to high heaven. She also had a cat that DESPISED me. One time it pissed all over my room. It was disgusting. And I wasn't able to basically have a life(have friends over, or guys over, stay out late, or listen to music or watch TV) or she'd get really pissed off at me. But she could do whatever the hell she wanted to! After 4 years, I basically decided to get the hell out. I mean, even my mother was not that controlling. It was ridiculous. I know it wasn't as bad as it COULD HAVE BEEN, but now that I live on my OWN (no roommates) I'm much happier, thank you very much. If I ever have any type of housemate again, it'll be my boyfriend or husband.

I think I can beat you. Well, my room mate and I don't talk any more. thus I don't talk to my father any more either. First she runs over my cat. This cat was a gift from my grandmother who passed away last year.....so he was very important to me. After the fact that she killed my cat, she walks back inside saying, "That stupid cat is dead. I ran over him. So get over it."

Second, I catch her and my ex boyfriend, who had a present for me sitting on top of my night stand, making out on my bed. After I kicked him out, and scream at my room mate I opened up the present. It was an engagement ring. You know I really hate the fact that I couldn't kick her out, and that I couldn't afford anything else at the moment. THIRD my father was planning on dropping off a suit case of clothes and some cash for me the next day. I went out to go grab some groceries, but then got caught in traffic. When I finally get back to my apartment, I catch my room mate and my father having sex on the couch. Then I had to get the nerve to tell my mom. And as of two weeks ago the divorce was finalized. SO who has the worst room mate ever?? I think I do!!!!!!!!!

Oh geez. I had a roommate who would try to get a pass on me every time I turned around. At night, you couldn't hear her breathe because she was trying to masturbate listening to yours. This happened at camp. I was 12. Ugh. To top it off, she had the worst gas this side of the Atlantic. D: Well, I hope that makes you feel a little better. But honestly, roommates are just tools from someone up there to teach you why your mother made you clean your hands every five minutes.

Top this its absolutely100 percent true too.I had a roommate who was an illegal alien. Almost every day she moved around the furniture.She loved animal pictures but It really upset me when she started hanging pictures of them up next to my pictures of victorian children.One day she hung up a picture of a monkey wearing a wedding dress.It was so wrong it made my stomache churn when i looked at it.Then the straw broke when she insisted that her grandson stay,He gave me the creeps and after about a month I said no and got my boss to help me throw him out.Of course she left too. I tried to tell her he was in a gang and she wouldnt beleive me.well the following year he carjacked a doctor in mexico and killed him. Not funny but probly the worst

Had a friend for a room mate. We worked different shifts and when I would come home from a hard day at work after leaving the house clean, I would come home to his clothes on the floor.

He would leave his food plate on the couch with a cigarette butt in it. We had been friends since kindergarten but we weren't roomates for even a year.

I use to live with 2 gay men and they constantly ate my food. I got a yeast infection and I was told to use plain yogurt. So I ended up buying a tub of it because I didn't know how much I needed. I inserted the yogurt into my vagina and put the remainder of the tub back in the refrigerator. I went out for a few hours and came home and one of my roommates said "hey there was some plain yogurt in the fridge so we mixed it with the strawberry jam and made strawberry yogurt, wanna try some?" I said " no thanks, that plain yogurt was for my yeast infection." I never saw anyone run so fast to the washroom to make themselves throw up....this a true story.

My flatmate would invite his (stupid ) friends to stay, and let THEM go home wearing MY clothes. I went with him to his frends place and two of his mates were wearing my jackets, his gf had my favourite hat, and he had my boots

But thats not the worst he did

I returned to my flat, WITH MY MOTHER, to find my flatmate and his girlfriend shagging IN MY bed.

( OK so he had single bed and i'd just brought a double. )

But wait theres more

They had been showering together, flooded the bathroom, used every towel, sheet, blanket, plate u name it, and ALL the food. Had been eating in my bed and had it all through the sheets ( not that i was going to touch them anyway without rubber gloves)

And not only that but the minute we walked in they scrambled, got back on the bus, and took off back to the girls place

LEAVING MY MOTHER AND I TO CLEAN UP THE MESS

INCLUDING SEVERAL CONDOMS

Ya, try this. He nnever takes a shower unless I tell him he stinks and then he'll still wait 2-3 days. He wears the same socks day after day for weeks without washing them. He has bad acne and picks at it at the dinner table. He even picks his nose while we are trying to eat. He does not pick up after himself, and when I bring home friends he butts in on conversations, and does gross stuff to show off.

You've got to be kidding me! He drink's BUD??? Man, that must be horrible for you.

One way to appreciate this guy is to have kids ... they are the worst roommates in the world. And you can't kick them out, at least not for the first 18 years or so.