If a hippie was strung out on lsd and angel dust and dumped on your front porch what do you do?

If you are a safe house for the pink mafia I would just get two or three butch chicks to clean up the mess and throw the hippie in the garbage can on trash day.

There haven't been any hippies since 1975....I think I might try to find out why this person would use LSD and Angel Dust AT THE SAME TIME...I have never heard of anyone doing that in my life...EVER...you also might consider compassion towards this person since the time will come when you will need some compassion from someone...

The pink mafia? a gay organisation that looks after their own?

Well if he was totally freaking out, id have to take him to the local hospital

If he was cool, Id give him a big bottle of water, a comfortable chair and leave him alone till he came back to the real world.

Music can help.

If you could rub his nose in it or make him clean it up, that is what you should do. But most likely, the best you could do is to spray the hippie with cold water from your water hose to get him away from your yard and then spray off your porch.

Make the hippie clean it up himself. If he's no longer available, then clean it up yourself.

The second option would be best, but shoot him in the **** first.

give him a bottle of ouzo, make a bonfire and sit him in front of it singing Kumbaya until he wakes up trips out and thinks he's back in the 60's......:D

Thats a hard one, I just can't make up my mind.

Clean it up.

And then ask him where he got the LSD.

You call the cops. Why wouldn't you involve them?