What's the most amusing thing you've seen or heard today?

Today I read on here about a Satanic Atheist... I LMAO on that one that's just ridiculous

I thought I had seen it all when it comes to driving in traffic jams. I have seen girls applying their make up, drying their hair using the heater blower, even men shaving. But the other day was the ultimate for me, I saw a man brushing his teeth while in the traffic cue!

Fair enough you might say BUT the teeth were false ones and he was cleaning them while they were hanging out of the drivers window! He gave then a good old scrub and then rinsed them using the windscreen washer jets!!!!!

I though what if he dropped them just as the traffic was about to start moving? Would he pick them up off the road and pop them back in???? I would have loved to have driven the car over them but then I thought what if they punctured the tyre? How do you go into Kwik Fit for a tyre repair with false teeth hanging out of the tyre wall.

Nothing today, but tomorrow night I'm going to a comedy club after work. I'd like to hope I'll hear something amusing while I'm there.

It became solid to evoke this morning, God had all the lights fixtures became on ( a superb sunshine) and had the understanding and well being i wanted to end all the failings i had to get executed right now, that have been many, and all the mutually as i became thinking approximately my superb, powerful, and happy kin. With all that, each little thing became solid approximately right now.

My friend's dad telling us about how everyone could see and hear through their open window that their neighbour's were watching porn.

Apparently it was "the most hardcore he'd seen!" which led me to believe he'd seen a lot!

Honestly, if you knew this guy you'd laugh too.

I read about a raft race in Russia that uses rubber sex dolls to cross a river.

Well this year a contestant was disqualified for having sex with his raft!

Organiser Dmitriy Bulanviviv said 'its supposed to be a fun tournament, not a sex game'

See link below.

My husband is at a conference in DC at the Ritz Carlton. He heads to the bar and orders a beer. A bud to be exact. They serve it in a f*cking wine glass. It's a bud. A BUD!!! Arg! bad beer ettique.

i was on the phone with the sears people today. they kept trying to put me on hold until they found what i was looking for but they ended up transferring me to various phones around the store. i didnt figure it out until i had 3 people looking for the same item. i talked to several sears employees and eventually got transferred back to a guy that found the info i was looking for. it was like musical chairs on the telephone.

well, I work at a coffee shop and some people just need to think before they talk. I got asked for a medium decaf pottie, double cumped and a turken bacon club. it was pretty funny.

I walked past a pedestrian/cycle lane and the little drawing of a man they painted on the floor had a clump of grass growing where his @*^$ should be