Are you here to give real advice or to be sarcastic? I have to admit I'm a little of both.?

If the question is really stupid or inane, it gets a sarcastic answer.

If the person is serious and not asking a question a first grader could research on line, I will give a serious answer.

Depends on the question and the questioner. I answered this one seriously, for example, because I can tell the issue means a lot to you, and I dont want to upset you with a flippant answer.

I TRY to keep it real, but sometimes I just can't hold back! The whiney questions with celebrity causes get my sarcassism!

well right now i need some serious advice because i am stuck and now to know what to do get out of this mess

Both. Depends how I am feeling and how stupid the question is.

a little of both

depends on the tone of the question

right now my sarcasm gene has kicked in