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Rob
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Rob asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Last night driving in the rain.?

I was driving in the worst rain I have seen in awhile last week. When I see a young women walking down the side of the road soaking wet and looking very worn out.

So I pull over and offer her a ride and she gladly accepts. Though I do notice something odd about her. She has a fanny pack on and shes going through it looking for something.

I ask her what are you looking for in your bag? She tells me "none fo your business". I didnt know if she was fooling around so I aske again. "no really whats in the fanny pack".

And she starts looking furiously through the fanny pack, and getting a desperate look in her eye.

She says again "none of your goddamn business!". Now Im a nice guy but I wont hesitate leaving her right on the side of the road. "Tell me whats in that fanny pack or your getting out right here!". She tell me "its none of your goddamn business!".

So I pull over open her door and push her out into the rain and drive off leaving her back on the road.

The funny thing is she leaves that fanny pack behind on the seat.

Update:

WELL........... What was in it????

None of your goddamn business...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    WELL........... What was in it????

  • 1 decade ago

    She was distracting you cuz in that fanny pack is a bomb that she was setting up to blow ur car out of the water :) was I right?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hey! You've found my fanny pack!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Funny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Arggg! I hate stories that goes like that.. Interesting though

  • 1 decade ago

    It was her identification for the unsuccessful terrorist group, Al-Kinda. They're very nice.

  • 1 decade ago

    what the hell is a fanny pack???

  • 1 decade ago

    its the story that never ends

  • katz
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    did you go back for her or is none my damn business?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    to long

  • 1 decade ago

    thats so funny

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