What word is the coolest word that exists?

H i p p o p o t o m o n s t r o s e s q u i p p e d a l i o p h o b i a

- The fear of long words

Spelunking - exploring caves

Shpadoinkle - Word from Trey Parker's "Cannibal: The Musical"

TOO MANY.

Paneity - the quality of being bread; e.g., the paneity of the eucharistic bread

Quonking - also quonk [imitative] noise (as from conversation) that disturbs or disrupts a television or radio program due to proximity to the microphones or cameras; or, noise from the sidelines that interrupts an athlete's (or a performer's) concentration

(both of these are vallidated Scrabble words)

bof·fin also Bof·fin (bŏf'ĭn) n. Chiefly British Slang. A scientist, especially one engaged in research.

Bogometer /bog OM eter/ a conversational device used for the rhetorical measurement of bogosity

Bogosity [jargon] /bog OS ity/ the degree to which something is bogus (i.e., bad)

snor·kel (snôr'kəln. A breathing apparatus used by swimmers and skin divers, consisting of a long tube held in the mouth.

cro·cus (krō'kəs) n., pl. -cus·es or -ci (-sī, -kī). 1.Any of various perennial Eurasian herbs of the genus Crocus, having grasslike leaves and showy, variously colored flowers.

a. Any of several other plants, such as the autumn crocus.

2. A grayish to light reddish purple.

3. A dark red powdered variety of iron oxide, Fe2O3, used as an abrasive for polishing.

4. A coarse, loosely woven material like burlap, once used to make sacks for shipping saffron. See Regional Note at gunnysack.

def·e·cate (dĕf'ĭ-kāt') v., -cat·ed, -cat·ing, -cates.

v.intr.

To void feces from the bowels.

v.tr.

1. To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

2. To void (feces) from the bowels.

ses·qui·pe·da·lian (sĕs'kwĭ-pĭ-dāl'yən) n. A long word.

adj.

1. Given to the use of long words.

2. Long and ponderous; polysyllabic.

Love

Soprofic

Anaconda

floccinaucinihilipilification ('the act of estimating as worthless')- officially the longest word in the English dictionary.

Charade.

I have always liked the word "epitomy". It seems to take people aback when you use it in conversation.

bookkeeper, notice 3 doubles in a row.

Brrrrrr!!