Which neighbor will you turn to?

I'd ask them all and go with whoever is willing to help. It wouldn't be a time to be picky!

I did have a terrible accident once. It soiled through my boxer briefs and my calvin klein jeans. I was also locked out of my house so I turned to all of my nieghbors for help. I found that most neighbors do not appreciate the seriousness of me having this accident in my pants and showing up on their doorstep at 3 am. I can tell you the lawyer sued me, the preacher scolded me, and the gays loved my smell but hated my style, but the gossiper told everyone the next day it looked as if I had dropped a hot fudge sunday in my lap what a liar. Just be careful who you turn to.

The gays. The gossiper runs around telling people exactly how you're coping, the lawyer immediately starts billable hours, the christian down the street will be praying that God takes him quick. The gays don't have any vested interest in the outcome. The ability to listen and be simply compassionate would not be corrupted.

The Gays on the other side.

1. Good listeners, sympathetic to your problems.

2. Marvelous sense of humor that can cheer you up.

3. Loyal friends who will look out for you, without meddling.

I will turn to the person I am closest to. Even if it isn't a geographically close neighbor. I might be close to a neighbor, but maybe not. I will go to another member of my own church. I don't consider most "christian's" nagging.

Do you mean the gays on the other side who are extremely loose and probably have AIDS?

They don't call them ambulance chasers for nothing. I'd pick the lawyer. He'd get me a good settlement.

If something happened to my hubby, I would turn to my family and friends. Because I know I would get the support I would need.

Lawyer,because you may need to hire him.Then all the information that you tell him can't be used against you.

Deed,

probably the gays.

I'm straight, but from your

descriptions, they sounded

the most down to earth to me.