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How come monkeys at the zoo always end up, sooner or later, involving one's butt?

Update:

Each visit to the zoo is different but last time, we see one monkey grooming another's fur and then the one being groomed leans forward and sticks his *** in the other's face.

I don't think I've been to the zoo and not seen an "anal" episode. Haha!

Update 2:

Since I don't see what I would call a best answer I am forced to let this go to vote.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    They like to see our faces when they do that stuff.

  • 1 decade ago

    Monkeys show a lot of human behaviour patterns - we share identical 98% DNA - almost like the human male - as the female of both species seemed to have evolved a lot quicker. So anything involving ones butt is typically "male" thinking in both species!

    Monkey male showing ones a-r-s-e to human male - and impressing him - sooo it seems!

  • boo
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    cos they are just like humans

  • 1 decade ago

    bcoz they wish and want it

    lolz

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  • Jim F
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Monkeys are gay!

    Source(s): Land Sharks BITE!
  • 1 decade ago

    they tease you man

  • 1 decade ago

    because they are our ancestors

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