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Hey I just wanted to share a couple jokes with you.?

(1) It's so amazing what people will do in church! A man sitting right next to me lit a cigarette, I was so shocked that I almost dropped my damn beer! (2) You like dumb that's person retarded another to it send now dis readin time sweet your takin 4 thanks (now read it backwards) (3) Can you get pregnant if you have sex in da ***? Yes but you will have a crack baby. Send to 5 people b4 they have lil assholes runnin around

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  • 1 decade ago
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    not funny ...

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    you like dumb that's person retarded another to it send

    now dis readin time sweet your takin 4 thanks.

    (now read it backwards) you were the only retarded person i could think of.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahaha.

  • 1 decade ago

    1st and 3rd were amusing, 2nd was offensive. why does everyone use the word "retarded" to mean stupid? It's a clinical word for people with real mental disabilities.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, I laughed. You might find you're dealing with a tough crowd if you continue to insult the people listening to your joke...

  • 1 decade ago

    I feel so stupid, I really did try to read number two!ha-ha

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha i liked the first and second one lol

  • 1 decade ago

    ehh ok

  • lol they were cute ♥

  • 1 decade ago

    eh..

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