How can i leave work for the day without the boss finding out?

Lol. You've got a thing coming lady. Tell your collegues different stories about where you're going to be.

WC1: I'm going to be in the IT department.

WC2: I'm going to work with the accountant on my time sheet.

WC2: I'm going to the toilet.

WC3: I'm going to be in the administration depart. or awhile.

Then when the boss ask of you from your work collegues he'll be getting diff stories. Good Luck.

Just tell him you are going for a breast enlargement consutation. Most guy bosses will forget about work and let you leave. no sneaking needed..

PS wear the outfit that you were wearing to get out of the speeding ticket

Sneak out right after your boss sneaks out.

Thats a good 1 when u figure it out let me know cause I want off too.=))

Hire some one to take your place.

Just say something came up and you have to go...