What are some of the funny/silly sayings and rhymes you remember from elementary school?

Miss. Lucy had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim

She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim

He drank up all the water

He ate up all the soap

He tried to eat the bathtub, but it got stuck in his throat

Miss. Lucy called the Doctor, the doctor called the nurse, the nurse called the lady with the alligator purse...

Found a Peanut song , Kissing in a Tree rhyme , Any Mighty Moe , Peas Porridge Hot, Kittens who lost their mittens, The Cow that jumped over the moon

I remember playing jump rope at recess. The little sing-song we girls jumped rope to was this:

Where you from? Pretty girl station.

What's your trade? Pink Lemonade

Well get to work and get it made.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G (you continued with the alphabet until you tripped. The letter you stopped on you had to think of a boy's name that began with that letter. He was the guy you would supposedly marry! LOL

Somebody, somebody

sittin in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

1st comes loves

then comes marriage

then comes whoever with a baby carriage.

though since now that women have bastard children, the 3rd and 4th lines can be reversed.

Step on a crack and u'll break ur mommas back.

El camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la coriente.

"Tu que eres poeta

y en el aire las compones

házme una chaqueta

sin bajarme los calzones"

This old man, he played one, he played nick nack on my thumb, nick nack paddy whack give your dog a bone, this old man came rolling home. On and on ad nauseum!

I see London. I see France. I see ****'s underpants.

All i remember is "Row Row Row your Boat", "Old Mcdonald had a Farm." and "When your Happy and you know it..."

Take care.

we used to whap some one on the arm and say "YOU got so-n-so's COOTIES!!" and run away. we'd pass the cooties all day long, whew! what a passtime!

I remember this song: My ding-a-ling. I think it was by Chuck Berry.