If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?

Oh my.Heh.

Well the evidence in the broken dishware will usually be a tip off.

( this of course is only pertaining to my own personal experience mind you take no offence..)

clever question...

Well I only wash dishes when my woman is watching. That solves alot of problems.

if I dont i'll end up asking you " if i want to have sex and the woman is pissed , will it happen!?"

As a man I'd say probably not, I'd probably take a clean one out of the cupboard wet it and leave it in the dish rack

No, I'm afraid not. However it does if you washed the dishes while wearing high heels.

The man in question does have a wife or something of the sort? In that case, the answer is : No, brownies elves did that!

Only if it affects future behaviour in either of them.

No, the dish is still dirty.

Probably not...lol

lol with all your answers especially sher, wat then if a man sees you washing the dishes?

No.If it yes its still dirty.