Informed medical opinions--am I pregnant?

LOL If you are, then CONGRATS!!!...you're gonna be sooo famous and rich being you're the first MAN to be "with child"! And since you came to us Answer pals, I think it would only fair to share the wealth with ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!LOL Thanks for making me LMAO♥

P.S. If you are, let us know what you're gonna have.....LOL

If you were totally informed about sex and everything dealing with it, then you'd be using protection every time. You'd know that there is never a "safe" time during your cycle to have unprotected sex and that the "withdrawal" method is an unreliable joke. You're going to get yourself into a really ugly situation if you don't start being more responsible. You can be annoyed at me if you want, but I'm 10 years older than you and I've had way more life experience. I can tell you for a fact that, if you don't plan on having a baby, any kind of unprotected sex is a bad idea. End of lecture. Anyway, I would never have an abortion. Regardless of the situation, I would have the guts to take responsibility for my actions. I'd either keep the baby or "pull a Juno." Abortion is out of the question. I don't think I could live with myself if I did that. I got an IUD after our second baby, though, so the chances I'd end up prego are pretty extremely remote.

Well let's see now. Why don't you take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning if your symptoms persist. At that point I'd recommend you go buy a home pregnancy test but test your wife NOT YOURSELF. She might be pregnant and YOU might be having sympathy pains, cravings, and nausea. Whatever you do call me with the results.

There is no better place to ask for medical advice than the anonymous internet! So, we don't know each other's medical history, don't examine each other and (most of us) aren't trained medical professionals. We always know best. I think you should seriously take one of those tests then go see your wife's gynecologist.

Depends on if you are having sympathy events for your spouse if she's woman, and if you are the man it's all about male menopause. Pregnancy would only make you rich if you're the latter!

go through medical test

LMAO!!

Good sensa humor..

I hope you don't get any stupid answers from people who can't take a joke.

so you're confessing to getting butt-fuc*ed

lol

Really funny

THANK YOU! you just made my day.