What is the best pick-up line someone has use on you?

The funniest was when I was 9 months pregnant with my son, it was the middle of August and I was walking down the street. Now take in mind that I'm sweaty and VERY pregnant and some dude walks past and he says "Hey shorty, you still wit yo babies daddy?" I couldn't believe it!

i don't know about the best but get this the other week i was on holiday in a club dancing away and some guy starts chatting to me after a few witty comments were passed back and forth he said to me, no word of a lie, " are your teeth always that yellow!" i could not believe it (it was because of UV lighting) but what a cheek!!!

I knew a guy who worked for the DJ in my local pub. His favourite chat-up line was "I really like fat birds like you". Oddly enough, it never worked.

The only chat-up line anyone's ever used on me is "Can I buy you a drink?" Thankfully, now I have a wedding ring, they don't bother anymore.

I was once told that my answer was lacking correct grammar and that I should shove my hands down my own pants on Y!A. I've never found a truer love!...

The best one I have had, was "Are you busy tonight?" We are still married!!

is that a banana in your pocket or you're just happy to see me!!!

it was a banana ... :(

i wish i had a girl to use it on me

....windmill in the wind.

hi.my name is ______ i think your beautiful.