Does anyone remember the old song that goes?

TADA!!!

My dog has fleas, uh-huh,

My dog has fleas, uh-huh,

My dog has fleas, from his head down past his knees,

Yeah, my dog has fleas, uh-huh.

My dog he likes to sit around and scratch,

My dog he likes to sit around and scratch,

Well he sits around and scratches,

Till his hair falls off in patches,

Yeah, my dog he likes to sit around and scratch.

'Cause my dog has fleas...(chorus)

Well, we took him to the vet, uh-huh,

We took him to the vet, uh-huh,

We took him to the vet, but he ain't stopped scratchin' yet,

Since we took him to the vet, uh-huh.

Well a couple fleas they jumped onto my cat,

And a couple others jumped into my hat,

Now we're all sittin' scratchin'

While them flea eggs they keep hatchin',

Now we all got fleas, uh-huh.

Now, we all have fleas, uh-huh,

We all have fleas, uh-huh,

We all have fleas, from our head down past our knees,

Yeah, we all have fleas, uh-huh

(I can't believe I found this)... ;)

I can't remember them either, but I found 2 different lyrics. first one...

My dog has fleas

Hey, no complaint

A gripe it ain't

But the facts at hand appear to be these

My dog has fleas

He's got no annoying tendencies

He's only got fleas

My dog has fleas

Hey, it's no brag

And I don't nag

But I'll gladly snag some sympathies 'cause

My dog has fleas

He's got no degrees, no PHDs

He's only got fleas

Now it's a fact I don't consider too essential

In fact, I'd tend to say it's quite inconsequential

Yes, to dwell upon it isn't my intention

But while we're on the subject I will mention

That my dog -

By now you may be familiar with his plight.

Now it's a fact I don't consider too essential

In fact, I'd tend to say it's quite inconsequential

Yes, to dwell upon it isn't my intention

But at the risk of repetition, I will mention, mention

My dog has fleas

Hey, it's no lie

But he's so shy let's

Keep it just between us please

That my dog

Ooh discretion is better

No he hasn't got lumps or knobby knees

No derby hats or dungarees

No mosquitoes, bats, or bumblebees

He's clearly got

Merely got

He's only got - !

My Dog Has Fleas Song

My parents were part of the boogie woogie generation and I used to have such fun watching them jitterbug! One of their favorite songs was the A Train, as I remember. My mom is now 88, I am 65