Do you know any colorful insults or curses?

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Anybody can say F@#& OFF in a moment of anger, but there is little style in that, even though it may do the trick as a vent. How about some really vile phrases or curses...fun, evil, odd, or politically incorrect.

Fun: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Truly politically incorrect (I apologize before hand because this is bad on so many levels): I sh*t on your mother's communion wafer.

Evil: Eat sh*t and die.

Odd: Death on a stick.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

A couple of my favorites are:  stuck on stupid...having a blonde moment...who died and made you king/queen?...Don't pee on my leg then tell me it's raining (a Judge Judy quote)...Beauty fades but dumb is forever (another Judge Judy favorite)

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Captain Haddock Curses

Anonymous · Answer

this actually is not a phrase or anything to do with words, but here in my country, Sri Lanka, when you hit the back of your palm on you left palm it means F**k or you can just hit your right forearm left palm, like holding it or something, it means f**k off and die.

questiongirl14 · Answer

everything that Captain Haddock uses in the Tintin comics....
he's sooooooooooooo frigging cute!

Ed · Answer

You're the kind of person who likes to walk along the beach and suck farts out of dead seagulls.

Note:  Just the epithet, no offense intended. :)

k dog · Answer

i just sent you one on e-mail did not want to print here if you want more tell me and that alone i get 10 pts

sonotrecia · Answer

Reverse their statements into subtle insults.
Or make believe. that always helped.

overrun_girl · Answer

My favorite is to call someone a  "Son of a one legged, syphilis infected goat"

aiddogs5 · Answer

You are too intoxicate you your own verbosity to listen to others.

mclamb63 · Answer

Here is one.   Is that your face or did your neck throw up.

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Do you know any colorful insults or curses?

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