What are some of your favorite colorful insults or curses?

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Anybody can say F@#& OFF in a moment of anger, and it may do the trick as a vent for your anger, but there is so little style in it.  How about some really vile phrases or curses...fun, evil, odd, or politically incorrect.
Here's a few I know already:

Fun: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Truly politically incorrect (I apologize before hand because this is bad on so many levels): I sh*t on your mother's communion wafer.

Evil: Eat sh*t and die.

Odd: Death on a stick.

Ohkay · Accepted Answer

go swallow a knife

kzapp · Answer

Leave me alone you product of 2 female homosexuals w/nothing better to do in their spare time.

  Bend over and back up, My dog wants some.

  you sell more a$s than a pavement princess having a dollar days sale.

  If I used your brain to run an automatic screwdriver it would run backward.

Anonymous · Answer

favorable insults in jest:

if U have to ask how much it is, you probably cannot afford it.

stupid is, as stupid does.

you're so ugly your picture is in the dictionary beside the word.

who died & left you in charge?

slide down a briar & fall in a tub of alcohol

zipper · Answer

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals!

Magnuna · Answer

Geh dich aufhÃ¤ngen! = Go hang yourself!

Taken someplace else;

Excuse you (not 'me')
Oh, your God!
You stink of lies!

hanumistee · Answer

this is the best one

hey yim, youre just like school in the summertime........




.....no class

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What are some of your favorite colorful insults or curses?

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