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Source(s): fellow american, adopt zero tolerance policies toward violent crime? encourage illegal aliens to serve in the military to earn citizenship. give troops, border patrol agents and veterans raises and raise the minimum wage. agree that freedom to consent to sex at age 14 legally in iowa, missouri, s. carolina, israel and canada is an abomination to be abolished. raise age of sex consent to 18 in america. call extremists terrorists instead of islamic... investigate and prosecute kibbutzim pimps and u.s. lawmakers who sodomize and abort the children of us & israel. reduce aids. allow gay marriage and outlaw anal intercourse promiscuous sodomy. child molesters should be ,`,`,arked on the face, tethered, castrated and given phrikken labotomies. condemn and abolish legal minor sex, prostitution, child abortion, mandatory idf service in israel and dissolve the federal reserve. return to the gold standard. save the usa and israel. god bless america, the president and you. president bush - 202-456-1111 rep harman - 202-225-8220 sen harkin - 202-225-3254 rep boswell - 202-225-3806 sen specter - 202-224-4254 sen santorum - 202-224-6324 sen kennedy - 202-224-4543 sen kerry - 202-224-2724 rep paul - 202-225-2831 sen lugar - 202-224-4814 rep kelly - 202-225-5441 sen mccain - 202-224-2235 sen clinton - 202-224-4451 next spkr of the house rep pelosi - 202-225-4965 rep jones - 202 -225-7032 rep `,`,` schultz - 202-225-7931