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What should you get a guy to welcome him home?

Brek my g0y mate has been away for 12 days and I have not gotten to talk to him in that time. Flowers are out of the question because his cat destroys them.

We have a long distance relationship so our major communication is by phone and he will not use a cell phone because of health reasons. (he is anti technology)

He lives 800 miles away and has no family in his life to welcome him home. His cat is his only companion.

He got home today and I am so happy I want to get him a gift. What should I get him?

Update:

We are g0y, we dont do anal. I know that regulars know this but the haters are just showing how idotic they are LOL

God how pathetic. I will pray for you.

Update 2:

El dude you are right I should be ashamed I think I will do just that and tell him I did it for him! thanks for the suggestion and also for reminding me that I am not alone in missing my guy. At least I know he is safe even if he is 800 miles away from me.

Update 3:

LOL he will get great phone sex anyway but I will make an effort to make it extra special LOL

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  • Eldude
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    "LOL" "LOL" "LOL"

    Just 12 freaking days? OMG....what about the men and women protecting our county? Guess how long some of them have been away from home.

    Man are you selfish.... Welcome him home with a note telling him that you bought a gift /Care package for a Soldier.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Next time, bake him something, a dessert he likes, or cook him something. There's nothing nicer than home made bread as a gift. Something he can take home and enjoy as he's unwinding from his trip. Maybe it's time for a trip to the coffee shop for some exotic beans, or tea, whichever is his preference. Does he like Chai?

    Have fun! ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    How about a picture of the two of you together in a nice frame? Maybe one with the two of you and his cat :-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First thing you give him is a great big hug and kiss. Then you make him any dinner he wants

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  • 1 decade ago

    Wikipedia kicks a.s.s.

    I had no idea what g0y was.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G0y

  • 1 decade ago

    Go to his house and cook him a wonderful dinner.

    You can be the dessert!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A doctors appointment and the Koran.

  • 1 decade ago

    how about a great session of phone sex. like a welcome home **** if you were actually there

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Kiss his weenie and tall him he is the biggest F-GGOT in the world

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