In these shoes?...?

Kirsty MacColl wrote this song with Pete Glenister

What fun!

In these shoes?

I once met a man with a sense of adventure

He was dressed to thrill wherever he went

He said "Let's make love on a mountain top

Under the stars on a big hard rock"

I said "In these shoes?

I don't think so"

I said "Honey, let's do it here."So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara

In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes

He said "I've got as powerful horse outside

Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride

I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day."

I said "In these shoes?

No way, Jose"

I said "Honey, let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(But the way she dances, it's a scandal)

Then I met an Englishman

"Oh" he said

"Won't you walk up and down my spine,

It makes me feel strangely alive."

I said "In these shoes?

I doubt you'd survive."

I said "Honey, let's do it.

Let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(But the way she dances, it's a scandal)

No, I'm not even going to guess. I'd rather be out of my shoes, put my boots under your bed, and have a whisky.

I don't wear shoes

My blisters have got blisters, my toes are probably never going to forgive me and the heel could maim a small animal......

....but I don't care cos they look damn hotttttttttt !

I will go dancing because Im in the mood.

No, try the others they will look better with that dress.

.......my feet kill, but look super super hot!!

Damn you Mr Choo for creating such beautiful torturous footwear!! x

No way, Jose.

......hmm, I should have worn flippers.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.. Kbthchh!

Bawk bawk...